Vader learns that "You're prettier than sand" isn't a good pickup line for everyone. (darthsynn63)

I want to know what happened to the plans we made. (DarthAndrew26)

Her resistance to the mind probe is considerable. It will be some time before I can extract her phone number from her. (WildKarde6)

"I would, but I heard you're more machine now than man." (xwingblue4)

So, do you have a twin sister?!? (Smartmeltzer)

"It was a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away... she meant nothing to me!" (Kroywen)

"What?! That's not sexual harassment! I have no control over the heavy breathing!" (darthraider66)

That is unwanted telekinetic contact! (Darthwhizzo)

What do you mean it's over? I searched my feelings! (Darth B00ne)

No, I'm not an angel. Seriously, did that line ever work? (Rrighteous)

You may commence with the pleasantries commander. (Avron)