It's not your fault, you had no way of knowing it was pregnant. (Filthyeddie)

Whoa. I didn't know you could fit a whole Jedi in one of these things! (MasterBen58)

Sorry, son...I guess Tauntauns don't bounce... (prisoner2k)

And now, son, we wait. Sooner or later a tasty human will be along to sleep inside our little trap. (JubbaTheHott)

Too bad. I really thought he'd stick the landing. (Gallantknight)

"Great shot, kid. That was one in a million" (Queen_Armadillo)

Holy cow! It's giving birth to a blonde kid! (Rusty Innards)

It's okay son, we'll just tell the cops I was driving. (hanshotfirst1701)

I said I wanted a PONY!!! (phantom_genius)

Yukon Cornelius never told you what happened to your father... (jagged hawk)

"Looks like moving the first marker was a great idea, son..." (Sol Kassar)

And that is, kind of, where babies come from, son... (SecondBase)

I... I... I didn't know I had it in me! (Jedi J'son)

What an incredible smell you discovered... (darth_tonito)

"De wanna wampa?" (xwingblue4)

You want me to put the star where? (Darthwhizzo)