This R2 unit has a bad motivator. (DarthTeebo)

"Take that, you nearsighted scrap pile!" (eht13)

Artoo-Beatoo (jedibasset)

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease. (DarthTirius)

He'll be malfunctioning within a day.... (Dark Lord 5)

Good... Use your aggressive feelings, boy! Let the hate flow through you! (xwingblue4)

"You just reconsider playing that message! (SLippe_Fett)

"Watch this, I'll give him a slight flutter." (Baragwin_trader)

We are made to suffer, it's our lot in life! (ChanceStarmine)

You got something jammed in here pretty good. Maybe we can punch it out. (sithman472)

"I said PLAY THE WHOLE MESSAGE!!!!" (kmcdougan)

"You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?" (Darth Noyance)

No, I don't think she likes you at all. No, I don't like you either! (The Edburgler)