"TK's 421 through 424, why aren't you at your posts?" (Hangover Boy)

Aim THEN fire? Argg...I'm never going to remember this. (Yeffreypoo)

"We got a bad controller. I'll see what I can do." (xwingblue4)

"Dang it Bob! Quit trying to use the 'Jedi Mind Trick' on me!" (steve256x)

"That's no moon...It's a PlayStation!" (proto-warrior)

"I can't see a thing in this helmet!" (_PongPong_)

I didn't say "Simon says put your gun on the counter in front of you" Wilson, your out! (NHL5HOLE)

You will pay for your LACK of vision. (Fishfighter 38)

Is it lock and load, or load and lock? Think, man...think! (MomOf2YoungPadawan)

We had a slight weapon malfunction (Darth Zunich)

I can't believe that Ewok got me. (DDEH)

Oh, no! I just shot Vader. (Sir Toby B)

Considering their lousy aim, many find it odd that stormtroopers are such big fans of first-person shooters. (Fisty Fiham)

That's impossible! Even for a computer. (Scarlettspiderg)

Why am I the only clone who gets migraines? (Srodgers)

"What IS my operating number?????" (kmcdougan)