You mean you all have secret plans you need to hide in me? (RC-1313)

Malibu Artoo (Artoo Detour)

"Artoo, are you blushing?" (xwingblue4)

Needless to say, Artoo wasn't pleased with the committee's choice for his new color scheme. (Vader's Bookie)

"Now we REALLY need a restraining bolt!" (Darth_Trayken)

I'm R2D2; I'm here to rescue you. (Navin)

Fine, go that way, you'll be cross-dressing within a day. (Darthwhizzo)

So many stolen data tapes, so little time. (I Am Ovrkyl)

I've never seen such devotion in a droid before! (Myergo)

So, who's the lucky devil that gets to rip the gaffer tape off? (PoopaPapaPalpatine)