"Okay, Luke, I am giving you to the count of three to join the Empire. One, two..." (Boba Cares)

"Wait... I have two kids?" (Fantasmic96)

"That's Vader with a V." (Big Daddy Deadman)

"Let's see.... I choked three admirals today, seven body guards, four stormtroopers..." (darth_schmelly)

"Scissors DO beat rock, Captain Needa." (Guitartiz)

"I'm squishing your face." (Dark Lord the Sith Master)

"Dang. How does Nimoy do it?" (Darth Noyance)

It's a movie. Two words... (Darth Chainsaw)

Rock, paper, sithers (Juggerugnaught)