"What do you mean too much Botox?" (darth icard reoth)

"I am not a crook!" (Figrin_Dan)

Note to self: Do not chew on lightsabers. (Dark Lord Emril)

We finally found the source of Mad-Cow Disease! (Luke Warmer)

"A little lower, yeah right there, ooooh that feels better." (JediMasterSifoDias)

"On my home planet I am considered quite a catch you know" (dabiging)

Er, I'd rather kiss a Wookiee. (Lee Skywalker86)

"No!! I'll look horrible in this!" (Spounz)

Yoda was never proud of his great uncle Yugly. (MoonRaker_sm)