"Ok, *choke* mabye owned wasn't the right word." (i_nat_dav)

"What do you mean, 'Let the Wookiee win?'" (moosman)

"Tell me where you have hidden the secret cheat codes!" (eaj2000)

"We're on a marketing mission...ugh!" (SoundmanJedi)

"My turn is over when I say it is!" (R?nin Darkblade)

"Impressive, most impressive; the closest shave I've ever seen." (se9nvbka)

"Where are those nachos you intercepted?" (Apollyon59)

"I find your lack of costume disturbing." (Skye Walker)

Joey suddenly realized Darth Vader wasn't the friend he was looking for. (Delphi06)

"I'm just a simple programmer, I can't give you the codes to the whole galaxy." (heysi)