"Wow, Gene Simmons has nothing on you!" (DeePuff)

"Yeah, these things are outselling droid detectors two to one now." (Flaredodger)

"We have long been without an interpreter when our master had the last one licked to death." (Rogueleader722)

Threepio uses the "I triple dog dare you" technique to get the creature to stick his tongue to the post. (club_333)

"Well, thhhhhhpt to you, too." (Jedi3001)

Boba Fett waits for his turn at the Tatooine Spring Break limbo contest. (Oogums)

Only the penitent man will pass... (Vilicles)

It was C-3PO's turn to spin the bottle...and luck was not on his side. (SithLord_688)

"How many chin-ups did you manage, Mr. Fett?" (Admiral Pellion)

Everyone wondered why Threepio didn't just sprinkle Jabba's kid with salt to get him off the ceiling. (ee_cho_ta)

"By the Maker, I do hope this isn't for checking oil levels!" (chrislieb1)